This is Arjun the Hot-Blooded Indian stud, the Punjabi pump muscle, the Hindu hyper-fucker, and I’m here in your ear because these boys want to become gods.

TWAT is the proverbial TWAT, the TWAT of life, because we’re all getting fucked bro, not just fingered, but FUCKED. In the end it’s just a matter of who’s getting the pu-pussy cream. That sweet ass milky pussy cream, and who’s getting fucked raw dog, over and out, homestyle, flipstick, you know what I’m saying my negroe? Ice cold.

So the Million Dollar Boys thought to themselves, man, what if we could be Gods bro? What if we could change the game forever, smash the patriarchy, smash binary gender, get crunk on bath salts and build a righteous temple to unlock Mankind’s secret hidden power of multidimensional sex magic? Fill the world with total multicolored light and uplift the peasants to the kingdom of true knowledge.

M.D.E. is a clan of serious take-no-prisoners players. They are ruthless studs. If you mess with them you will be regretting it, oh let me tell you. You cross them and slander their families, and they will hack your computer and get 17-year-olds with Guy Fawkes masks to stand outside your house and yell at you. They will legally kill you with Navy SEAL assassinators, and use advanced FLIR targeting radar guided drones to break Grey Goose bottles over your head. They are world record badass dudes and they don’t take no grub from anybody no matter the cost, belie' dat.

And let me tell you, if these boys ever come to India, my ghetto hood, you best believe they are going to be treated like Superheroes man. They will be rolling around with me in a white Toyota Land Cruiser getting pussy and not taking any grub from anybody like Superstar Rajini Kanth. We will be rolling in so much pussy we will make American Tom Cruze and Poof Daddy look gay, my negroid.

Remember bro, Arjun is never a terrorist and will never commit a terrorist act. I am just an American dude with a Newt Gingrich starter jacket and an RFID chip in my hand. My favorite football player is Booz Hamilton Allen, tight end for the El Paso Celebrity Gossip... I wanna drive big honkin' V8 Fords and give my wife black eyes. You know in India we like to watch TV and get addicted to prescription pills, just like America dude, dawg, doggie, my dudeswag. Yo I am cool man, you know? We love to listen to the same 40 songs over and over, whoever pays to get the top radio station, and watch what I’m told to watch and buy Pepsi and Sprite... I love to drink soda, I drink it like water, because I hate my body, I’m American, give me pancreatic cancer like Steve Jobs, kill people with fighter jets because I like microwave dinners...

OK brudda, I have to go neglect my kids and pimp my MySpace. Peace one love you know like Bob Marley? I don’t listen to his music but I have a cool t-shirt of him. Peace.

Oh and one more thing. MDE does not get fat checks from [adult swim] or YouTube advertising. They’re only revenue stream is you, so if you like this album and want to hear more, cowboy up and drop mad dime. Otherwise feel free to give your money to Hulu so you can watch Andy Samberg 24 hours a day. TWAT!