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Sunshiney Day by The Funn Kidds
Part 1
A
SAM: hey charles what are you doing after school?
CHARLES: Let’s see Sam (really quick shot of rolling a joint), I’m probably gonna chillax and get up real early and wait in line for an iPad.
SAM: I thought we were gonna go play XBox LIVE at Nick’s house! He’s got all the latest toys.
Nick: OK, Let’s GO!
Sam: A’
i go to school work hard so i can play with my friends (the guys!)
so much fun and pleasure, it never ends! (it never ends)
after school havin fun playing gamez with my boys (MDE!)
we like to play on the big screen and make lotsa noise (YEA!)
Nick: B
Snacks and cakes and sodas and pies
Mom make some treats, for me and the guys
were gonna hang , until the sun goes down
don’t hog the controller, pass it around!
Charles: A
Jesus H Christ my days are so cool
cause I know when I get home i can hop in the pool
So sweet so right Jesus Christ it’s outta sight ("outta" is bragged out a bit, "sight is long and layered into the background of the next line)
cook an extra cheesy pizza for an after-school delight (LOUD SHOTGUN BLAST)
Nick A’
laser tag bouncy castle rollerblades arcades
mom lets go to the pizza spot i can play for days
snap bracelets cupcakes and marvel cards too
but my favorite of all is temporary tattoos! (close up on CUM written on nick’s head)
Sam B
At the park playin catch, after school fun--
In the yard ridin bikes, after school fun--
at aeropostale in the mall buyin clothes fun
in the food court bathroom gettin molested thats cool FUN!
BREAKDOWN
C - C’ - Solo
the three of us talk about school, girls, etc., then we say “OK Guys, let’s turn up the volume! It’s Party Time!”
crush at school maybe theres some girl crustacean on you
you guys we have so much fun i cant believe it!
Part 2
Charles ??
Pass the pipe down here son I know it’s real rich
Ya better not tell or I’ll shank ya dead like a snitch
I’ve done some things and I’ve been some places
I buttfucked lots of men now I'll buttfuck their faces
(Redtube cause that’s our sponsor!!)
Nick
I used to pop pills for kicks but I found something better
let’s just say, It’d be really bad if I ever have daughters
I know this doesn’t rhyme but i guess i dont have many outlets for confession
my girlfriend knows just how hard i can punch (live the life)
Sam:
Fuck me in the ass raw cus I’m a faggot killer
dump poz loads in me, get me pozzed up, Dad
my dad has aids but i dont yet, so im jealous,
gotta surprise him and yank the condom off with my ass muscles
Charles
I’m Charles Carroll aslo 187 Charles
Also death-sentence charles
im a nice guy
ill smile in your face but do almost anything to get ahead
ill kill you for one dollar, nevermind i think you get a freebie
Nick:
the only regret i have is that i can commit suicide
only once, that’s too bad, lifes a drag,
but i got suicide pleasure
when im down it makes me feel better
Sam
Me and my friends, were searching
for something existantial, something hard to grasp
the only people who would understand it are society’s madmen
people with PTSD, and sociopaths
we wake up early every single day.. and work real hard to redefine morality
what is the essence of a man, how can you truly know man from beast
when the end days are here, you’ll know what i mean! (Charles: Eat Shit!)
Nick, Sam and Charles:
Kill Gays (fuck ‘im in the ass (whispers))
Kill Jews (how much can he take)
Kill Blacks (welcome to torture world)
Kill Whites (pleasure is optional)
KillBeat Women (you won’t recognize yourself)
Kill Your Parents (pick your favorite way)
Kill Us Please
Charles:
Hey Sam, I fuckin’ hate this planet and all the people on it!
Sam:
Don’t Worry Chaz, It’ll all be over soon!
Nick:
There’s no way I could remember the first names of half the people I’ve had sex with. But I’m sure I didn’t give them my real name.
Charles:
You Think we’ll go to prison for making this?
Sam:
Charles I don’t think there’s a prison that can hold us!
Charles (pissing on an expensive car):
You got that right!
Outro on Nick smiling into the camera like a pure and innocent baby lamb
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sam in jockstrap showing raw asshole after break dancing and ending in a b-boy pose.... puts on a single glove and breaks some glass... if not that then nick should be punching some scrap metal athletically
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TWAT,
released March 27, 2012
Composed and arranged by Wizz Art Smell
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