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about

Satisfaction guaranteed or you’re money back now by the fuckin thing.

This album marks the death of our bigoted homophobic “hate-speech-is-funny” phase, but god damn did we go out with a bang. The cover is a bunch of guns going into a pussy.

From here on out, we will only be doing clean, family-approved jokes. Gender is a myth, the patriarchy will be demolished, rape jokes are cruel and unfunny, the and in case you’re wondering which one of us is pansexual--it’s all three s/hes.

This is your last chance to own a piece of history--a mint-condition classic tobacco-spittin’ 1957 Million Sandusky Extreme romp through the bad part of town.

✯✯✯

A special debt is owed to the talents of James Price, whose masterful hands have massaged every part of this project. James did the final mixing and mastering--no easy feat considering the sometimes poor source audio quality, and the range of producers who worked with us. Somehow the end product feels cohesive... fucking fantastic man.

Over a dozen elite dudes came crawling out of the woodwork to bring this thing together. They're credited individually on the tracks they did, so if there's one you think is particularly good, look at the track page and see who did it. Thank you guys so much, you ripped it!

credits

released 27 March 2012

MDE is Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, and Charles Carroll

Final mixdown by James Price (fjamesprice.tumblr.com)

Featuring: Cameron Shimmin aka Stem Collector (soundcloud.com/stemcollector), Mike Osso (mikeossomusic.bandcamp.com), Eduardo Luis, Kugan Vijayatharan, CognosSquare, Jacques Christo (facebook.com/christovmusic), Danny L. Harle (soundcloud.com/mrzolon), Jason Burhans (boxxmann.deviantart.com), Eric Killinger (soundcloud.com/fortissimomusic), Andrew Busby (soundcloud.com/ultrafoetus), James Price, Alex Cook (duxcontent.com), Bill K., Wizz Art Smell, Malicious (soundcloud.com/malicious), Orangishred, and Seth Bailey

Executive produced by: Orangishred, Quentin Dubsky, Craig Anderson, Rory Baker, Kellie Pitt, Emil & Anna Halding, fibrecement, Joseph Bailey, Jess Quinn, Matthew M., Sebastian Eldridge, Nathan (segaholic2), Nina R.

Associate executive produced by: Carlos Taveras, Colin Katrenak, Bunny Rogers, James Rubino, Simon Blomkvist, Brett Darling, Kugan Vijayatharan, Steven Miller, Joshua Weiner, Henrik Wilén, Ari Tsoupeis, Natalie Ann, Eric Young, Grant Smith, Joe Bongiovanni, Andrew Campbell, Travis Bruno, Adrian Vandenberg, Wade Phenicie, Adam Selonke, Jason Burhans, Boone Harris, Ben Bailey, Pino Langdon, Matthew Emery, Paul Benton, Dan DeCesare, Grant Smith, Shaun Modi, Gammon Favreau, Olivia Larson, Darvell Long, Robin Tinant, Andy Slepman, Anne Dmytriw, Adam Selonke, Tom Goralczyk, Cameron Shimmin, Mike Salvucci, John Long, James Anderson, dog.oncomputer, Gus Murphy, Anchor Baby, Kendrick Chow, Michael Langan, Heather, General Assembly c/o Frank Denbow, Patrick Kelly, Ethan Goldman, Luke Weisbrot, Adam Selonke, Jenna Bliss, Randall, Fridge, Chris McClave, shanembh, Ismael Molina, Kurton, Nadeem Persico-Shammas, “Matt”, Alex Klein, Tony M., Nick Berget, Morgan Sims, Olivia Larson, Adam Selonke, Rory McNair, jweiss

Special thanks: Jan Rankowski, Will Sasso, Chad Kultgen, Mike Osso, Nicholas Shapiro, Josh Mackler, Burke Williams, Eric Horowitz, Kelly Eident, Bill K., Filip Olszewski, Ari Tsoupeis, Peter Ariosa, Vaervaf, Brian Rochefort

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Million Dollar Extreme Pawtucket, Rhode Island

We are three Wise Crackers from America who are sick of injustice as well as of bad culture--i.e. all that mediocre crap that's on your Facebook "likes"--but we are optimistic for The Future and we value the patronage of our viewers whom we pray we will honor with our consistent quality ("his name is Robert Paulson"-esque chant) ::puts on Matrix wraparound shades and rides a Ducati off a roof:: ... more

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Track Name: Arjun's Intro
This is Arjun the Hot-Blooded Indian stud, the Punjabi pump muscle, the Hindu hyper-fucker, and I’m here in your ear because these boys want to become gods.

TWAT is the proverbial TWAT, the TWAT of life, because we’re all getting fucked bro, not just fingered, but FUCKED. In the end it’s just a matter of who’s getting the pu-pussy cream. That sweet ass milky pussy cream, and who’s getting fucked raw dog, over and out, homestyle, flipstick, you know what I’m saying my negroe? Ice cold.

So the Million Dollar Boys thought to themselves, man, what if we could be Gods bro? What if we could change the game forever, smash the patriarchy, smash binary gender, get crunk on bath salts and build a righteous temple to unlock Mankind’s secret hidden power of multidimensional sex magic? Fill the world with total multicolored light and uplift the peasants to the kingdom of true knowledge.

M.D.E. is a clan of serious take-no-prisoners players. They are ruthless studs. If you mess with them you will be regretting it, oh let me tell you. You cross them and slander their families, and they will hack your computer and get 17-year-olds with Guy Fawkes masks to stand outside your house and yell at you. They will legally kill you with Navy SEAL assassinators, and use advanced FLIR targeting radar guided drones to break Grey Goose bottles over your head. They are world record badass dudes and they don’t take no grub from anybody no matter the cost, belie' dat.

And let me tell you, if these boys ever come to India, my ghetto hood, you best believe they are going to be treated like Superheroes man. They will be rolling around with me in a white Toyota Land Cruiser getting pussy and not taking any grub from anybody like Superstar Rajini Kanth. We will be rolling in so much pussy we will make American Tom Cruze and Poof Daddy look gay, my negroid.

Remember bro, Arjun is never a terrorist and will never commit a terrorist act. I am just an American dude with a Newt Gingrich starter jacket and an RFID chip in my hand. My favorite football player is Booz Hamilton Allen, tight end for the El Paso Celebrity Gossip... I wanna drive big honkin' V8 Fords and give my wife black eyes. You know in India we like to watch TV and get addicted to prescription pills, just like America dude, dawg, doggie, my dudeswag. Yo I am cool man, you know? We love to listen to the same 40 songs over and over, whoever pays to get the top radio station, and watch what I’m told to watch and buy Pepsi and Sprite... I love to drink soda, I drink it like water, because I hate my body, I’m American, give me pancreatic cancer like Steve Jobs, kill people with fighter jets because I like microwave dinners...

OK brudda, I have to go neglect my kids and pimp my MySpace. Peace one love you know like Bob Marley? I don’t listen to his music but I have a cool t-shirt of him. Peace.

Oh and one more thing. MDE does not get fat checks from [adult swim] or YouTube advertising. They’re only revenue stream is you, so if you like this album and want to hear more, cowboy up and drop mad dime. Otherwise feel free to give your money to Hulu so you can watch Andy Samberg 24 hours a day. TWAT!
Track Name: Sunnshiney Day by The Funn Kidz
Sunshiney Day by The Funn Kidds

Part 1
A
SAM: hey charles what are you doing after school?
CHARLES: Let’s see Sam (really quick shot of rolling a joint), I’m probably gonna chillax and get up real early and wait in line for an iPad.
SAM: I thought we were gonna go play XBox LIVE at Nick’s house! He’s got all the latest toys.
Nick: OK, Let’s GO!
Sam: A’
i go to school work hard so i can play with my friends (the guys!)

so much fun and pleasure, it never ends! (it never ends)

after school havin fun playing gamez with my boys (MDE!)

we like to play on the big screen and make lotsa noise (YEA!)

Nick: B

Snacks and cakes and sodas and pies

Mom make some treats, for me and the guys

were gonna hang , until the sun goes down

don’t hog the controller, pass it around!

Charles: A
Jesus H Christ my days are so cool

cause I know when I get home i can hop in the pool

So sweet so right Jesus Christ it’s outta sight ("outta" is bragged out a bit, "sight is long and layered into the background of the next line)

cook an extra cheesy pizza for an after-school delight (LOUD SHOTGUN BLAST)

Nick A’

laser tag bouncy castle rollerblades arcades

mom lets go to the pizza spot i can play for days

snap bracelets cupcakes and marvel cards too

but my favorite of all is temporary tattoos! (close up on CUM written on nick’s head)

Sam B

At the park playin catch, after school fun--

In the yard ridin bikes, after school fun--

at aeropostale in the mall buyin clothes fun

in the food court bathroom gettin molested thats cool FUN!



BREAKDOWN

C - C’ - Solo

the three of us talk about school, girls, etc., then we say “OK Guys, let’s turn up the volume! It’s Party Time!”

crush at school maybe theres some girl crustacean on you

you guys we have so much fun i cant believe it!
Part 2


Charles ??

Pass the pipe down here son I know it’s real rich

Ya better not tell or I’ll shank ya dead like a snitch

I’ve done some things and I’ve been some places

I buttfucked lots of men now I'll buttfuck their faces
(Redtube cause that’s our sponsor!!)

Nick

I used to pop pills for kicks but I found something better

let’s just say, It’d be really bad if I ever have daughters

I know this doesn’t rhyme but i guess i dont have many outlets for confession
my girlfriend knows just how hard i can punch (live the life)
Sam:

Fuck me in the ass raw cus I’m a faggot killer

dump poz loads in me, get me pozzed up, Dad

my dad has aids but i dont yet, so im jealous,

gotta surprise him and yank the condom off with my ass muscles

Charles

I’m Charles Carroll aslo 187 Charles

Also death-sentence charles

im a nice guy

ill smile in your face but do almost anything to get ahead

ill kill you for one dollar, nevermind i think you get a freebie

Nick:

the only regret i have is that i can commit suicide

only once, that’s too bad, lifes a drag,

but i got suicide pleasure

when im down it makes me feel better

Sam

Me and my friends, were searching

for something existantial, something hard to grasp

the only people who would understand it are society’s madmen

people with PTSD, and sociopaths

we wake up early every single day.. and work real hard to redefine morality

what is the essence of a man, how can you truly know man from beast

when the end days are here, you’ll know what i mean! (Charles: Eat Shit!)

Nick, Sam and Charles:

Kill Gays (fuck ‘im in the ass (whispers))

Kill Jews (how much can he take)

Kill Blacks (welcome to torture world)

Kill Whites (pleasure is optional)

KillBeat Women (you won’t recognize yourself)

Kill Your Parents (pick your favorite way)

Kill Us Please

Charles:

Hey Sam, I fuckin’ hate this planet and all the people on it!

Sam:

Don’t Worry Chaz, It’ll all be over soon!

Nick:

There’s no way I could remember the first names of half the people I’ve had sex with. But I’m sure I didn’t give them my real name.

Charles:
You Think we’ll go to prison for making this?

Sam:
Charles I don’t think there’s a prison that can hold us!

Charles (pissing on an expensive car):
You got that right!
Outro on Nick smiling into the camera like a pure and innocent baby lamb




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sam in jockstrap showing raw asshole after break dancing and ending in a b-boy pose.... puts on a single glove and breaks some glass... if not that then nick should be punching some scrap metal athletically