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    releases 01 March 2012
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Boxer Tampons
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Kawasaki CP-X
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Lothar Brake Job
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Officer O'Leary
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Rob Leveen (We're Bad at Our Jobs)
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Robocop 1
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Robocop 2
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(free) 01:28
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(free) 01:03
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STD PSA
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Uncle Larry Oysters
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(free) 00:49
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This is The Gay Room
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Prison Sissies
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03:59
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1-800-FUCK-COUPLES
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De Porsh
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Awful Nightclub
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Black Pussy Poems Sponsored by Dinosio Concrete
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The Devil's Donut Holes
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I Love You Stacey Genow
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Local Farmer's Market
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Normal Dating Profiles
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Roller Derby Girls
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Baseball (1890s Stickball Game)
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Basketball (Bounce Bounce You Got The Hoop)

about

Think of TWAT as Jerky Boys meets audio-Gallagher with a young, sexy flavor, that never leaves your mouth. Imagine Lady Gaga blowing Weird Al and his nasty curly pube mountain is getting caught in her teeth and she starts puking everywhere. And they're both wearing Nazi SS uniforms. Now you got TWAT.

Satisfaction guaranteed or you’re money back now by the fuckin thing.

This album marks the death of our bigoted homophobic “hate-speech-is-funny” phase, but god damn did we go out with a bang. The cover is a bunch of guns going into a pussy.

From here on out, we will only be doing clean, family-approved jokes. Gender is a myth, the patriarchy will be demolished, rape jokes are cruel and unfunny, the and in case you’re wondering which one of us is pansexual--it’s all three s/hes.

This is your last chance to own a piece of history--a mint-condition classic tobacco-spittin’ 1957 Million Sandusky Extreme romp through the bad part of town.

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releases 01 March 2012

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We are three Wise Crackers from America who are sick of injustice as well as of bad culture--i.e. all that mediocre crap ... more that's on your Facebook "likes"--but we are optimistic for The Future and we value the patronage of our viewers whom we pray we will honor with our consistent quality ("his name is Robert Paulson"-esque chant) ::puts on Matrix wraparound shades and rides a Ducati off a roof:: less

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